Image by Brandon Cirillo via Flickr

July the 25th is the World Day of Love and Thanks to Water (the original site, now defunct, can be found here on the Wayback Machine), and I'm sure you're with me when I say "It's about goddamn time".

WDoLaTtW is based on the ground-breaking and scientifically unassailable research of Dr. Masaru Emoto (popularised by the film What the Bleep Do We Know?), which showed that water makes prettier ice if you're nice to it.

From this, Dr. Emoto deduced that our thoughts, prayers and music can fill water with magical love energy, and WDoLaTtW was created in order to encourage everyone to direct positive thoughts at all the water in the world and/or the water in our own bodies, in order to make the world a better place.

So, apart from masturbating in the shower, how can we share love with the water in our lives on this important Day?

1. Take Dr. Emoto's advice, and play it some music. Seawater likes nothing better than a little Beethoven in the morning, while fresh water is hella metal and would rather listen to Slayer. Distilled water likes John Cage, but then distilled water is kind of a dick.
   
2. If you're going out on WDoLaTtW, take some water along with you to share the fun. Just don't take it to a rave, or most of it will end up inside sweaty people with Dr Seuss hats.
   
3. Dunk Dr. Masaru Emoto in it. He must have more love energy than anyone.
   
4. Apologise for peeing in it on a daily basis.
5. Make it some taffy. Water loves a good piece of taffy.
   

That's your Day for today.

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