July the 21st: International Remembrance Day
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In honour of the Day, Day of X suggests the following ways to ensure you don't become a substance misuse fatality:
- When people start to mistake your needle tracks for an item of clothing, it may be time to take a little break.
- Snorting industrial solvents is all good fun, but once in a while why not have a nice chocolate biscuit instead?
- Like calories, illegal psychoactive substances ingested at somebody else's house don't count.
- Never cook up on an aluminium spoon - aluminium cookware has been linked to an increased risk of Alzheimers.
- Switch from pills to suppositories on alternate weeks, to give each end a chance to rest.
- If there is more than the usual amount of blood in your vomit, make sure you eat plenty of dark green vegetables to maintain your iron levels.
- When injecting heroin into your eyeballs, try not to sneeze.
And that's your Day for today.

Labels: Addiction, Alcohol, Health, Heroin, international remembrance day, Psychoactive drug, Substance Abuse, Tobacco







1 Comments:
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21 July 2009 12:55
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