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In 2007, Cetacea Defence seized on June the 30th as "World Whale and Dolphin Day". As you can see from their moderately eye-blistering homepage, they have now taken their ball and gone home because nobody wants to play with them, but the baton has been picked up by Veggies Catering Campaign (who seem to have the same web designer). A few highlights from their enthusiastic mission statement:




And the fucking dolphin-murdering.




For God's sake, don't forget the pillage.

(Memo to self: Bad week to pick up dolphin hookers)




Sorry guys, if your having fun, it's not environmentalism.




Three hippies crying and playing the guitar. That'll show those bloody whalers.




"This summer, TERROR will be trawling the seas! NETS OF DEATH, coming soon to a screen near you. Unsuitable for younger viewers."

That's your Day for today.



Yeah, okay, that was unworthy of me.

Hee hee hee hee.

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