Saturday, 30 May 2009

May the 31st: World No Tobacco Day

Cigarette butts in ash tray.Image via Wikipedia

The World Health Organization has chosen "Tobacco Health Warnings" as the theme for this year's World No Tobacco Day. An honourable enough cause, but how do we, as Citizens of the World, celebrate tobacco health warnings?

The obvious answer would be "collect the whole set", but that's hard to do in one day and may run counter to the purpose of the campaign. Instead, I've taken the liberty of creating some new health warnings, covering issues which the WHO have so far overlooked.

You are encouraged to download them, print them off (they should fit neatly on a standard (hard) cigarette packet - if not, let me know and I'll run off some adjusted versions), and display them with pride, in honour of another glorious Day.

Cigarettes are addictive - DUH!Not for use while drinking keroseneNot for use while snorting blasting powderWarning - flammableNot to be used as a flotation deviceMay cause hero worship in 12 year oldsIf swallowed, induce vomiting and check IQ immediatelySmoking while pregnant may make you look like a chavIf you taste plastic, you lit the wrong end
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